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All of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. -- Dale Carnegie
It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal. -- Piglet
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -- Demetri Martin
It is not so much our friend's help that helps us as the confidence of their help. -- Epicurus
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. --Tommy Cooper
Clueless Uke
Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
You really have no clue, do you? You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that's good, because you're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who will take advantage of you, and you probably won't even notice. But you'll be happy anyway, because ignorance is bliss.
And I have no words for this, but YOU SHOULD WATCH IT. Because it's kind of adorable. The Blanks, all dressed up for Christmas, do a little song for a dancing Mrs. Clause.
----> MUSIC IS GO <----
I'm No Superman (THE SHOW'S OPENING. ♥)
Underdog
Speed Racer
Charles In Charge
The Facts of Life
Six Million Dollar Man (non-scrubs version)
McDonald's Song
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP . . . IS ELLIOT IN YOUR CUP
EIGHT DAYS A WEEK (IT'S THE TURKS' WEDDING SONG ♥)
....Aaaaaaand just because. THE COOL CATS, air banding Boston's More than A Feeling.
- Music:The Blanks -- Speed Racer
RL has spiraled down and top'd me via irony, bad timing, and family. So UM I might have to go on a hiatus. D:
If you don't see an intro post from JD by atleast tomorrow then that means my computer is, for all intents and purposes, dead and I'll probably won't be around until next week sometime sporadically. Thanks to classes starting Monday, I'll spend so many hours in various computer labs which means I'll have computer access. That's BETTER THAN NOTHING I GUESS. D:
- Mood:
dying on the inside
Series: Scrubs
Character Age: mid-late 20's
Job description: Nurse and safety counselor
Canon: Scrubs is a hilarious medical show about a training hospital and the people who work there. Each episode is filled with fantasy sequences, drama and comedy, and the coolest high fives you'll ever encounter. Oh, and also sick people.
J.D. is the main protagonist and narrator of the series and is known for his inner monologues and daydream sequences. He's an internal medical resident at the Sacred Heart Hospital and is working towards becoming an attending, like his mentor The Great Doctor Cox, who never fails to come up with a new girl-name for his favorite newbie. By season 4, he becomes the Co-chief resident and also works as a staff internist.
He's almost blindingly white and nerdy (check it: he's the captain of his kite flying team, he named his scooter Sasha, he wrote a
screenplay about a Vampire Doctor which he filmed on his cellphone, the list goes on and on) and isn't that great at dating the ladies. Fo shizzle. He's dysfunctional, quirky and really just can't stop narrating his own life. He's also what he calls a "sensi" (an overly sensitive man) and occassionally very insightful. Not to mention he has some latent homosexual urges and tendencies; his alcoholic beverage of choice is the appletini "easy on the tini" and he's practically the wife in his BFF FOR LIFE relationship.
Sample post:
Guys, guys, I know it says "nurse" on my nametag, right below the name Bambi -- NOT MY REAL NAME -- but really, I'm a doctor. See the white coat and my ear...listening..thing? I even did the quotey-fingers when I said nurse. So you can refer to me as Doctor Dorian. I'll also answer to J.D., or The Boat. This nametag snafu probably is just some elaborate plot by the Janitor and his sloppyjoe lackey. There are no eggsalad tuesdays...He always toys with the emotions of my tummy. Oh, no, not your janitor, mine. Well he's not my own personal janitor, even though I've seen his penis. Cancer-free, I'm proud to say. I once treated a guy who broke his penis. True story. Almost got that published in a medical journal until he changed his mind. C'est la vie, I guess.
Speaking of broken penises, I also happen to be your new safety counselor. I know, I know, it's hard to believe that such a renagade like myself would believe in safety, but the stories I could tell you. Half of them involve a helmet. Laugh all you want but it was the only thing that kept my hair styled and not on fire. If only I had it for jiggly ball. Oh, you guys never heard of jiggly ball? It's only the best game ever as long as you're not the one being jiggled. Luckily for me the nerve damage was minimum.
This is what having interns must feel like. The power, the glorious power! Holy crap is that a zombie?!? Huh. Well, I guess part of being a doctor -- nurse -- being in the medical profession is dealing with the unexpected and wow zombies are most unexpected. Like ninjas! Really, those are here too? It was then that I realized I was in the most magical place in the land. Well, one of the most as I'm still looking for unicorns and a river of chocolate. Still, when in Oz, all you can do is ease on down that road.
Ease on down, ease on dooown the roooad!... That was outloud, wasn't it?
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